Messiah
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The Messiah is the divine savior or mortal god of a group or religion. When in murrika, this usually means Jeebus, J.J. Crizzle, or Jezum Crow.
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[edit] Jews
Jews don't have a messiah. Much like 9/11, Jews killed Jesus.
[edit] Christians
Christianity also doesn't have a messiah. Jesus never existed-other than the bible (obvious propaganda) there is no written record of a Jew running around Rome raising the dead, feeding hundreds of people with two fish and three loaves of bread, making the blind see, the lame walk, and turning water into wine. Similarly, there is no record of such a person being crucified by the Romans.
[edit] Islam
Muslims worship the devil and want to KILL US ALL.
[edit] Murrika
In Murrika, Jesus is the Christ Messiah Savior and you better believe it. SOMEONE PASS THE SEMEN CAUSE I'M THIRSTY.
[edit] 420chan
On 420chan, Kirtaner is the messiah. But he's actually called the Quizatz Haderach which is a fucked up way of spelling Kwisatz Haderach. Basically someone (probably Kirt) is a humongous sci-fi nerd with a total hardon for Paul Atreides. If you think this is a vague reference to Star Trek, the USS Taimaprise, or something Klingon, you are wrong and should probably Lurk more.
