Banhammer
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[edit] In The Kingdom Of 420chan
The banhammer is the gay tool of justice, wielded by the moderators and administrators of 420chan. After a report of wrong doing comes to the mod's attention at the secret mod meeting place, the noble mod warrior mounts their mighty steed, and valiantly charges into the battlefield. The mod then performs the ancient ritual of Andeli, and carefully decides the fate of the vile poster. If the outcome of said ritual is not in the poster's favor, then the mod proceeds to charge their fearsome banhammer by calling upon the power of the seven moons of Nandowii. The all-powerful banhammer is then thrust at the accursed bane with the force of a god, exiling them from the kingdom of 420chan for their penance. All the villagers then come out of their hovels and there is much rejoicing. The mod finally rides off into the sunset to return to his lair and gloat to other warriors about his victory.
[edit] IRL
The "banhammer", used outside of the internet, may refer to any act of imprisonment or exile brought on by "The Man", including but not limited to getting:
- Arrested
- Grounded
- Your keys taken away from you at the bar.
- Fucking killed
[edit] How to wind up on the business end of the virtual Banhammer
- Underage B&
- Child Porn
- Posting Moot's IRL address
- Starting Lucky Star appreciation threads
- Requesting Child Porn
- Trying to buy weed (or any other illegal drug)
- Trying to sell weed (or any other illegal drug)
- Posting or requesting anything mildly related to Child Porn
- Doing stuff that pisses off moderators, administrators, and Kirt
- Letting your 4chan show.
- Thinking too loudly about Child Porn
- Excessive Spamming
- Encouraging users to post their own e-mails
- Lockerz
- Posting peoples' details, eg. e-mails, Telephone numbers, addresses, etc.
- Child Porn Child Porn Child Porn
